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[22 May 2005|02:11pm] In the last week I have seen Star Wars twice and had darth dew 5 days in a row. 7 vogues| strike a pose

[14 May 2005|01:33pm] After further inspection of my car, the theif DID, in fact, cut himself on the glass. I sat down in my driver's seat after I was done vacuuming the glass out and I looked at my dash and there was blood smeared all around my cd player, glove box, and various buttons. There was even some on the floor board. At first I was really disgusted that I had to clean up some dirty creeps blood, but when I realized that he probably hurt himself pretty badly I felt instantly better. strike a pose

[13 May 2005|07:49am] Last night, some jerks broke into my car through my little side windows and tried to steal my stereo. Luckily they were retarded and couldn't, but in their frustration with not being able to steal my property they smashed my faceplate. I'm pissed that they broke my window and my faceplate, but I'm happy that they didn't get away with my stuff. Better luck next time jerks...hope you cut yourself on all the fucking glass shards. 2 vogues| strike a pose

[27 Apr 2005|11:34pm] [ mood | fiesty ] [ music | leon redbone - come and get your love ] DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE HALIFAX IS???? I CAN'T FIND HALIFAX. My cheek is stitched to my mouth, and it hurts - especially when blowing and spitting. This is unfortunate because the guy sitting in front of me today in my music history class was annoying as shit, and I had the biggest urge to spit my gum at the back of his head. 1 vogue| strike a pose

[20 Apr 2005|09:18am] I just found out at 8:04 this morning that I will not recieve general anestesia while they are removing my wisdom teeth, only nitrous. I'm going to bob's teeth barn where with every extraction you recieve a free pigs ear. Thank you mom for sacrificing my comfort to save yourself a few bucks. strike a pose

[17 Apr 2005|07:46pm] I got a new bicycle today. Mom and I went and got it and then when we got it to the car we realized that it was to big to fit in her trunk or backseat. I had to ride my new bicycle home. It was about 5 miles from the store to my mom's. It was really funny, my mom drive ahead and then stop periodically along the route I told her I would take. While I would ride past her should would wave a water bottle out of the window of her car like I was in a marathon or something. Anyways, my bike is like metallic blue in the old schwinn style and it has a little basket in the front. This little boy neighbor of my mom's offered to show me how to put a card in the spokes to make it sound cool. I love it. strike a pose

[12 Apr 2005|10:51pm] I HAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTEEEEEEEE jimmy buffet. The only thing I hate more than jimmy buffet are the stupid old people who LOOOOOOOOVVVVEEE him. It's so lame and he is sooooo terrible. Also, after a little research, I have decided that myspace is dumb and only people I hate have them. I bet jimmy buffet has a myspace. Anyways, my friends list on lj is going to be severely shortened due to conflicting interests. jerks strike a pose

[25 Mar 2005|12:27am] It is now picture time. This is the long awaited picture of Geraldo Rivera. He looks like a total douche. The rest of these pictures are pretty much what I did over spring break. My car, after rear-ending a stupid little pick up truck. My car, $400 later. Renaissance Fest with my family. We bad. We ate nuts, and now the bag is on my head. I worked a lot. Everybody was out of town...it was all I had left. That's the end of our pictoral adventure, please join me again next time. I have an awesome picture that I took at the Zoo of a really cute pony, with a huge boner! strike a pose

[16 Mar 2005|02:13pm] I was looking through my bank statements and I noticed this: between February 18 and now I have spent $257.83 on gas alone. between January 18 and February 17 I spent $135.40 If I felt that my kindess was being reciprocated I would forget this $122.43 difference, but since you chose to ditch me this week, I think I am going to ask you to repay me. thanks strike a pose

[11 Mar 2005|07:34pm] the a/c at work stopped working. shucks...for me there is no other. strike a pose

[09 Mar 2005|04:53pm] Starting about the last week of february, my car has been a total pain in the butt, needing some type of repair at least every 3 days. This week the situation has escalated... On Monday, my car backfired and popped a piece of the carbourator off and I don't know for sure what the piece did, but once it was off, my car could not accelerate or anything without sputtering and backfiring. So, I decided to take my car into the shop to get them to put the piece back on, only problem was that I had to drive it from phoenix to east mesa during rush hour, and my car was having problems accelerating. I had to pump to gas pedal continuously from phoenix to mesa to get my car to drive at least 55 mph on the freeway. It was really annoying and painful, and now I have a really muscular right leg. Today, my brakes stopped working, again, so I figured it had to do with the leak I have in the brake fluid line...so when I got to my mom's I popped open my trunk(hood) to refil my brake fluid, and after I was done, I went to shut my trunk(hood), and it won't latch. If my hood doesn't latch there is almost complete certainty that the next time I go and drive my car the hood will flip up (again) and try to kill me. I've been looking for a new hood anyways since I got in my car accident, but I've been sorta holding off because I thought that a primer colored hood on my orange car would really bother me, but now that I really really need a new hood I don't think it will bother me as much. Anyways, everybody has been telling me I need to get a newer shitty car...but if it's just another shitty car, why not keep the shitty car I have...it's cuter. 3 vogues| strike a pose

[04 Mar 2005|11:26pm] I just wanted to let everybody know that the black homeless man wearing a blue dress that I mentioned a few days ago has appeared again. Now I am really afraid that he is following me. strike a pose

[02 Mar 2005|11:06pm] [ mood | disappointed ] [ music | elliott smith - say yes ] strike a pose

[26 Feb 2005|07:18pm] Last Thursday while driving to my mom's house from ASU I noticed a sorta crazy looking black man walking. I noticed him because he was wearing a blue skirt, and had a huge beard and crazy crazy hair. I can't remember exactly where I was, but I think it was somewhere around Southern and McClintock. This is important because today, while driving to Metrocenter Mall I saw this crazy guy walking on 19th ave and Northern which is creepy beause it's close to my house. I think the man in the blue skirt is following me and probably wants to kill me. Also, talking about crazy people walking, I saw Amish people walking with grocery bags full of something today. I would assume groceries, but if you are amish can you buy food from a grocery store? They were soooooo awesome looking. I also saw Ricky riding a bicycle. strike a pose

[19 Feb 2005|03:24pm] glamour shots rule strike a pose

[16 Feb 2005|01:25am] Oh my gosh....Valentines Day at work was soooo crazy. Seriously, in the last 6 days I have worked 57.75 hours. But, it did have a few perks. 1. jokes about the abbreviation vd 2. free back massage from the quaker oates man, who is a massage therapist, but i think he fondled my ass crack 3. freeeeeeee red bull 4. holiday bonus! After work, we went to dinner and I got a really sweet sappy card and some chocolates, and I'm waiting on a super sweet suprise gift that is being sent from China. strike a pose

[08 Feb 2005|11:37pm] MAN I AM SOOOO PSYCHED FOR VD!!! Today was sooo busy and unlike normal days where I get yelled at for being a fuck up, my miserly boss actually praised me. BRING IT ON HORRIBLE RUDE CUSTOMERS. I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY MAD FLORAL SKILLZ. 2 vogues| strike a pose

I'm real [07 Feb 2005|09:40pm] Sha and I were talking about nipples yesterday, being that it was the superbowl and we started talking about Jennifer Lopez and her personal nipple tweaker. So I googled this, and it is true...she has a guy that she pays to pinch her nipples so that they are rock hard. the nipple being tweaked the end product 4 vogues| strike a pose

[05 Feb 2005|01:25pm] I just ate edamames and a pita with hummus. How hip am i? 2 vogues| strike a pose

[31 Jan 2005|10:18am] During Iraq's election yesterday, Andy was flying Geraldo Rivera around in his helicopter. Pictures to come. 2 vogues| strike a pose

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